The gRegorLove Story
Once upon a time there was gRegor.
Then gRegor happened to meet Phil Rivera.
Phil found subtle humor in gRegor's name and would usually say "gReg or. gRegor or what? huh?". He continually said that the name was not complete, because there was nothing after the "or".
Shortly thereafter, Phil dubbed gRegor as "gRegorLove" for the simple reasoning that "it's who you are". gRegor did not care for the new name at first, but that was only because he was in denial. Soon he realized the truth, noticing that women everywhere were swooning over him, and he accepted the new nickname. It's a rough job, but someone's gotta do it.
And gRegorLove lived happily ever after.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why is the R in your name capitalized instead of the G?
A: It's a complex, deep story really. Years ago I typed my name really fast and accidentally capitalized the R instead of the G. I saw it and thought it looked cool, so I started using it. Now it's second nature.
Q: How do you do it? Teach me your ways!
A: Some of us are just born with it, others merely strive to achieve it. I was blessed to be born with it. There might still be hope for you, though; Check out my book: "Really Really - Really - Ridiculously Good Looking For Dummies" (co-written by Derek Zoolander).
Q: Why haven't you called me yet? I gave you my number!
A: Back off, baby. There's only so much gRegorLove to go around; patience is a virtue.