The Wife Application

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I. The real important stuff

* Full Name:

* Email:

Web Site:

Female Male

Age: Height: Weight:

Eye Color: Hair Color:

Occupation:

Lifetime Goals: Marry gRegorLove! Other:

Last book you read:

Last time you showered:

What do you turn into at midnight?

How "high maintenance" are you?

II. Fill in the blank

Girls are straight up

Boys are straight up

Macs are straight up

III. Important life questions

If a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose? Yes No

Are you a nugget? Yes No

Can you cook toast? Yes No

Do you have a life? Yes No

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IV. Reading comprehension

Who dubbed me as "gRegorLove"?

V. Essays

Write an essay on Alexander the Great. Include 5 main points along with references. No less than 500 words.

In your own words, explain why I should choose you above the other applicants.

Additional Comments:

VI. Extra credit

Fresh? What? Check it!

VII. Are we there yet?

How serious are you about this application?
Very. You mean some people think this is a joke!?
Quite
Somewhat
Not really

Do you give permission for this information to be published on gregorlove.com? Yes No

Please review your application to make sure everything is filled out correctly. Clicking submit indicates your acceptance of the Terms & Conditions. Please allow a really long time for processing due to the overwhelming amount of applications received.

Terms & Conditions

All information submitted through this form becomes property of gRegorLove.com. It will not be reprinted in any form unless your approval is noted in the form. Your email address is safe and will not be spammed or revealed, period.

Sending along self-picture samples of yourself can highly increase processing time and likelihood of being seriously reviewed. Being really cute wouldn't hurt either.

All sales are final. No married women please. No men, period. Michigan residents add a 7.3% sales tax. Void where prohibited. And yes, of course, this application is not valid for any relatives of gRegorLove.