How to make a sharp dressed man
December 05, 2007 12:12 AM
In 13 steps (give or take):
For the optimal experience, open and listen to Sharp Dressed Man while reading.
1) Take one smelly guy.
2) Dunk guy in water repeatedly until clean. Dry.
Some may resist this procedure.
3) Apply clean, ironed slacks.
4) Apply clean white t-shirt.
5) Apply clean, ironed long-sleeve button-up shirt.
6) Button up the shirt.
7) Now button it up correctly, lining up all the buttons with the right holes. Try working top down.
8) Put on tie.
9) Nice try. Now tie it.
10) Around your neck.
If you're in mild discomfort, but still able to barely breathe, you're doing it right. This is what ties were created for.
11) Put on belt.
While holding your hands at your side in a superhero pose.
12) Apply socks and shoes. Note: not white socks and tennis shoes.
Use black socks, with diamond patterns. Ladies love diamonds.
13) Comb hair, apply suit jacket, and look good.
Voilą, you have a sharp dressed man.
and every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
There's 8 “bonus” pictures on my Flickr starting here, along with some other notes about the set.
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Comments on "How to make a sharp dressed man"
12/05/07 9:06 AM
Great look & nice hair! I'll bet you had the ladies in a frenzy (but what else is new) :-)
12/05/07 9:58 AM
Very nice! You look super hott! Love the tie. :-)
12/05/07 10:17 AM
and know i finally know how :D
12/05/07 11:06 AM
how are we looking? OOO-KAY! I mean, SOOO GOOD!
12/05/07 12:47 PM
ohhhh la la
...ladies
12/05/07 3:06 PM
I think you look adorable in the very first one before you got sharp dressed. :)
12/06/07 12:10 PM
How cute are you!
12/18/07 11:38 AM
The diamonds are argyle, yes?
What of how to tie the tie-knot?
01/29/10 12:14 AM
“Ladies love diamonds.” Classic.
12/05/07 7:13 AM
IndyChristian said:
Meet this sharp-dressed guy at BarCampIndy.org — coming Feb. 09, 2008.
Who knows what 'presentation' he might do that day, huh?