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Morons, your bus is leaving.
I've come across lots of stupid people on the Internet, but these people have to take the cake, or some award at least..

Spammers who are advertising spam-blocking software. Enough said.

Marriage?
Marisa wants to get married (to me) today. I told her it wasn't going to happen. She's fickle anyway; we've been over this before, she does, she doesn't, blah blah. She's just another lovestruck fan. I will give her props though because she said to me once, "I don't like guys. They're pretty much dumb. You can be an exception." Smart girl.

Chocolate.

I'm one of the movies few nice characters.
I'm compassionate, caring, and not selfish
or greedy. I am Charlie Bucket!

My fate: I inherit the factory and all of
the Oompa Loompas from Mr. Wonka. And live
happily ever after.

Which Willy Wonka character are you?
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