Facebook needs a Clippy-like helper after you write x lines without a line break.
“It looks like you’re trying to write a wall of text no one wants to read.”
Responses
★ Laurie Guerrettaz, Nathanael Ferguson, Joshua Robert Guynn, and 24 others
Suzanne Zaleski – "It seems like you're being passive aggressive."
Tom Hadley-Keefe – "You've mentioned Hitler more than 3 times, here's a link to Godwin's Law."
Carrie Saum – I see you've written a straw man argument. Let me just light that match for you
Jessa Nicole Calvert – My 89 page laments are classics, though.
Gregor Morrill – It's (generally) not the length that bothers me. I just ask people use paragraphs so it's readable. :]
Jessa Nicole Calvert – Dniebvrjd. That's Russian for shutup Gregor.
Asim Ahmed – Gregor Morrill There's a joke here somewhere
Isha Schmackers – You will read my shiz and like it.
Laurie Guerrettaz – I just feel close to a meltdown if I have to think about a personal vendetta or an overwhelmed rant about the world today for too long. I have enough shiz to handle.
Gregor Morrill – Jessa Nicole Calvert капельный
Gregor Morrill – Asim Ahmed I hear she took the high road.
Jessa Nicole Calvert – Don't be throwing your Cyrillic name drops at me. Or vitamins. Or animals. I don't even know what my name is.
Gregor Morrill – Fail. Your response should have been воды
Jessa Nicole Calvert – I see now that you're just pressing buttons. They aren't mine, so you better apologize to that lady's house you entered illegally.
Gregor Morrill – It was "drip" and "water." I am disappoint.
Jessa Nicole Calvert – Now I'm just depressed.
Jessa Nicole Calvert – I haven't started Russian yet, jerk.
Gregor Morrill – It's called Google Translate, yo.
Jessa Nicole Calvert – Your mom is called Google Translate, yo.
Gregor Morrill – You think I'm smart enough to know Russian?? Psh.
Jessa Nicole Calvert – I don't even know what to say right now. If I agree I'm subjecting you to conceded flattery, and if I disagree I'm a jerk.
Jessa Nicole Calvert – No. You're not smart enough.
Gregor Morrill – Jerk.
Asim Ahmed – Gregor Morrill Zing!
Stacy Stewart Horan – Someone enjoys my babble. I can't manage to write anything that fits in Twitter. :)
Journal apps for that!