Ticklepenny Corner is a band I saw several years ago and haven't really followed much, though I'm still on their email list. They send some of the funniest emails. Today the subject was "false advertising" and the first line of the email was: "There might be monkeys at one of our upcoming concerts. MIGHT be...". Heh heh.
The mailserver came back about 15 minutes after I posted last night, thankfully.