I didn't even think this was possible

This certifies that I, gRegor,

Have Become Cooler

Than I was Before

You too can Become Cooler at flooble

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published September 9, 2003

Responses

gwyneth – September 9, 2003
i took the gay quiz...i'm not gay. i mean, i didn't think i was, but then they had a quiz that could tell me for sure...thanks flooble!

gwyneth – September 9, 2003
also, the user testimonials for become cooler...the one at the bottom that said mj...yeah, that was hilarious.

Sheryl – September 9, 2003
Wow, you did become cooler. You're even mentioned in BOTH of the newest Strong Bad emails.

ummm... anonymous... yeah... anonymous – September 10, 2003
hmmm i'm suspicious... is it even possible for you to be cooler? well at least it wasn't measuring hottness.. I'm definitly sure that is not possible... i mean like i studied physics and stuff and am a pseudo-professional physicist and i'm so sure that it is not possible for you to be any hotter

– September 10, 2003
Thanks Kathy - I mean, anonymous.

Kathy – September 10, 2003
who told you it was me? *wide eyed innocent look*

Strong Bad – September 10, 2003
Gregor is a weird name. gRegor is... nah I'm not even gonna touch that.

Kathy – September 10, 2003
Here?s a funny conversation I thought you might appreciate?

Me: I?m so mysterious these days.
Sheryl: You?re such a goober these days.
Me: posting anonymous messages about gRegor?s hottness and all
Sheryl: yeah, cuz that was SO anonymous
Me: what do you mean? i thought i was very incognito
Sheryl: yeah, that?s why he knew it was you
Me: why doesn?t anyone else marvel at gRegor?s hottness
Sheryl: gRegor does

Crazy Philosophy Guy – September 12, 2003
You cannot be both hott and cool
You cannot be both hott and cool
You cannot be both hott and cool
You cannot be both hott and cool
You cannot be both hott and cool
You cannot be both hott and cool
(Repeat until you see the light and know the truth of this statement)