I'm disappointed folks. Only 3 people bothered to ask me questions. Ah well, the rest of you just suck. ;-] You still have a chance to ask though. Hurry!
What is your full name?
Gregory Alan Morrill
What is your quest?
To seek the grail, of course!
What does the inside of a Federal Express sort facility smell like?
Um, kinda like jet fuel, diesel fuel, boxes, and sweaty people
what's shauna spelled backwards?
i swallowed some conditioner today in the shower. what should i do?
stop drinking from the bottle. that's just disgusting. use a glass.
will you stop waving the giggle chain around already? you're gonna kill someone.
kill you, maybe!
if you could go to one country in the world, for free, where would you go?
Hmm, so many choices. The ones that came to mind right away, for whatever reason, were Japan and Australia. So I guess Japan.
if you could only listen to one band for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
The Echoing Green or Five Iron Frenzy. It's a toss-up, really.
if you were in the witness protection program and you had to change your name, but they let you pick, what would you change your name to?
Ned. Just Ned.
 Ok, Ron asked me questions, so the count is up to 4 now. See? There's still time.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Nope. Where is that from?
If you could control the quantum field what silly mundane thing would you try to affect?
I'm not familiar with quantum mechanics, physics, or quantum anything, so I'm not even sure if this applies, but how about the illogical nature of girls?
If you were in The Lord of the Rings what charachter would you be, and why?
Probably Legolas, naturally, because he's the one all the ladies swooned over in the films.