I was told one of the floppy drives on our computers here at work was not working. So I go to take a look at it. There was a note posted on the computer to notify users; it read “Floppy drive defected”.
So naturally I held it up to my manager and said “Well where did the floppy drive go?” We got a pretty good laugh at that. And no, it wasn't my manager that wrote the note, thankfully.