It's a song, not a girl.
Well, there might be a girl singing in the song.
There's a possibility I had a crush on her some 17 years ago.
Perhaps I was reminded of her when I came across a YouTube video.
It's conceivable that I did some Googling to little avail . . .
. . . and added her to Wikipedia.
(she's the one wearing the hat, maybe)
Tiffini Hale on Wikipedia. If you see her, tell her to look me up. :)
Enjoy your VD, everyone. If you do not have a special someone to make memories with this day, maybe you could regale us with your (embarrassing?) reminiscence, too.