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How to make a sharp dressed man

In 13 steps (give or take):

For the optimal experience, open and listen to Sharp Dressed Man while reading.

1) Take one smelly guy.

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2) Dunk guy in water repeatedly until clean. Dry.

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Some may resist this procedure.

3) Apply clean, ironed slacks.

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4) Apply clean white t-shirt.

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5) Apply clean, ironed long-sleeve button-up shirt.

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6) Button up the shirt.

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7) Now button it up correctly, lining up all the buttons with the right holes. Try working top down.

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8) Put on tie.

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9) Nice try. Now tie it.

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10) Around your neck.

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If you're in mild discomfort, but still able to barely breathe, you're doing it right. This is what ties were created for.

11) Put on belt.

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While holding your hands at your side in a superhero pose.

12) Apply socks and shoes. Note: not white socks and tennis shoes.

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Use black socks, with diamond patterns. Ladies love diamonds.

13) Comb hair, apply suit jacket, and look good.

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Voilà, you have a sharp dressed man.

and every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

There's 8 “bonus” pictures on my Flickr starting here, along with some other notes about the set.

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IndyChristian IndyChristian
Meet this sharp-dressed guy at BarCampIndy.org — coming Feb. 09, 2008. Who knows what 'presentation' he might do that day, huh?

Suzi Suzi
Great look & nice hair! I'll bet you had the ladies in a frenzy (but what else is new) :-)

Sheryl Sheryl
Very nice! You look super hott! Love the tie. :-)

Ali Ali
and know i finally know how :D

Allison Allison
how are we looking? OOO-KAY! I mean, SOOO GOOD!

Isha Isha
ohhhh la la ...ladies

Laurie Laurie
I think you look adorable in the very first one before you got sharp dressed. :)

Vanessa Vanessa
How cute are you!

Joy Joy
The diamonds are argyle, yes? What of how to tie the tie-knot?

Marlo Marlo
“Ladies love diamonds.” Classic.


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