The next album you purchase
Should definitely be:
* Not a real album. Unfortunately. Instructions to make your own are below.
I like to imagine that PSEUDOGALTARA is a metal band that went electronica. Pronounce the name out loud in a low guttural voice. They had a lot of trolls on the internet and decided to write an entire album about them. The music is really bubble-gum pop – appealing to teenyboppers – hence the color scheme. They have not totally lost their badassed-...ery, though, hence the robot with huge guns. It's the best of all worlds, really.
The meme:
- Go to Wikipedia and hit “random.” The first random Wikipedia article that comes up is the name of your band.
- Go to Quotations Page and select “random quotations.” The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page will be the title of your first album.
- Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days.” The third picture in the top row, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
- Use Photoshop or a similar program to put it all together.
- Post the results to your preferred online outlet with this text in the “caption” or “comment”.
The information:
- Pseudogaltara is a genus of moth.
- The original photo
- The quote: “There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.” – Emile Chartier
Responses
Jeremiah – hahaha That's amazing.
Darth Vader – ohmygodddd! this is my favorite album evar! <3
5/5 Stars
The Pope – I find this music to be a bit too lively for my tastes. I preferred their first album, which had a much more mature sound, IMHO.
3/5 Stars
Angelina Jolie – I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE. I HAVE ENORMOUS LIPS.
0/5 Stars
ur_mom_78134824 – dis albm iz ghey!
0/5 Stars
Nick Tabick – From first track to last, Psuedogaltara has put together one of the best techno albums of the decade. And to think everyone believed <em>Some Assembly Required</em> was hard to beat...
Not bad, gRegor.
Paul – Haha, nice. Frédéric Krantz's album “Activity in our Consciousness” (http://www.flickr.com/photos/33069471@N03/3296842895/) is a fine contender as well.
Ref:
http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27039.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fr%C3%A9d%C3%A9ric_Krantz
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I received this album as a Christmas gift and could not be happier! I like to listen to this while I read my fan mail in the morning. It puts me in a great mood for the rest of the day.
5/5 Stars