A Haiku

I overheard that
“Todd is such a dumpster fire”
Someone put him out!

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I overheard that earlier this month and it cracked me up. I jotted it down because I thought I could do something with it like a drabble. I landed on a haiku, instead.

There were two ladies and the second one responded like this was an epiphany: “Oh my gosh, you’re right! He is!”

Sorry to anyone named Todd out there.