I went into my apartment complex's office yesterday to fill out the 'Notice to Vacate' form, since I'm moving to a new apartment this fall with my friend Jacob. On the form there is a list of reasons to check off for why you are vacating. None of them really fit, so under Other I put “could not get the blood stains out of the carpet”
Did I really? No, but I should have. I just thought of that now. Heh heh.
Reminds me of David Spade in “Lost & Found” (funny movie) when he's telling his friend at work about being dumped by his girlfriend:
spade: “...so I told her that when her phone ain't ringin', that's me not callin'”
friend: “you did?”
spade: “no, but I should have. I just thought of that now.”