@jdragz Coffee?

@LovelyAnomaly Ugh ::mutes your tweets:: jk jk :]

@Skirts 1) Register twitterdotcombackslash.com.
2) Profit.

@standrewsrebel Blasphemer! ;]

@laurentheanimal Thanks for sharing, Animal. ::hugs::

@purekatherine Your hair looks great!

TicketMaster: Still the worst.™

@davewiner Indieweb sites without RSS are a minority currently.

@johnnyteater That's what my friend Bono always says.

Myers Briggs: Cat Edition http://personalitygrowth.com/the-myers-briggs-cat-edition/

I don’t even like ranch dressing, but I couldn’t resist.

Uncanny Valley: Ranch dressing that's just a little *too* good.

Don’t say that. I find it funny and refuse to believe my sense of humor is stupid. :] #denial

Great book! I didn't realize until I finished it that the author also wrote the screenplay for Fanboys. Fun movie; recommended.

@jdragz Ooh. Do share recommendations.

@thursdayschild Too late. I run the Mattix now. cc @niclake

Sounds awful out of context: “I’ve dragged and dropped a lot of kids.”

(Re: UI for assigning Little League players to teams)

@thursdayschild I am a Markov chain chatbot.

@niclake ::sympathy fave::

Actually, they were pretty funny.

@nbendavid I use Neatscan which has its own mediocre database software. It can scan straight to PDF too.