Happy birthday to @sarah5! Shake your rump in her honor. http://youtu.be/iKKONgfNONU

@indiana_mama Oh sure, like you and @codatory aren't being weird in this one.

@Skirts Buy that man some drinks. @thursdayschild

@indiana_mama I will probably visit in a couple weeks to see the little dinosaur, so if you could schedule delivery around that... :] @jdragz

@jdragz I IMed you. #UghiChat

@Skirts #officesupplylife?

@SweeneySays @phampants This is awesome.

@jdragz I fly by aerodynamics.

Snow drifts in our foyer, even on the mailboxes. https://flic.kr/p/qKqdSH https://flic.kr/p/q5QwdN

@indiana_mama Also: https://twitter.com/darth/status/562116401586913282

@indiana_mama http://gretchenalice.tumblr.com/post/109792325508/delgrosso-so-its-superb-owl-sunday-you-say

@indiana_mama @MsSwank I was emo, not goth. https://flic.kr/p/5Ffeuv

@Skirts I thought about ordering pizza, but felt bad having them drive in this. Still, pizza. Hmm.

On page 309 of 309 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

On page 242 of 309 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Anybody up for #winetoreach tonight?

Pro-tip: take an entire page in your planner to write "Bible Study!!!" and underline it. Makes it easier for Nic Cage to figure out.

When the guy wearing a headscarf suggests everyone should pray, another is overly antagonistic: “Who’s god, yours or mine??” Oof.

Marty McFly’s mom is in this movie. Left Behind to the Future.

“Stewardess, watch the cockpit while I go back and talk to the passengers.” – Left Behind: Nic Cage edition