Don’t say that. I find it funny and refuse to believe my sense of humor is stupid. :] #denial

Great book! I didn't realize until I finished it that the author also wrote the screenplay for Fanboys. Fun movie; recommended.

@jdragz Ooh. Do share recommendations.

@thursdayschild Too late. I run the Mattix now. cc @niclake

Sounds awful out of context: “I’ve dragged and dropped a lot of kids.”

(Re: UI for assigning Little League players to teams)

@thursdayschild I am a Markov chain chatbot.

@niclake ::sympathy fave::

Actually, they were pretty funny.

@nbendavid I use Neatscan which has its own mediocre database software. It can scan straight to PDF too.

Another day, another stupid thing said by Kanye.

@clohnart Just use "password1". "password2" if you want to be extra secure.

Chicago: Join us for Homebrew Website Club this Wednesday! http://indiewebcamp.com/events/2015-02-11-homebrew-website-club https://www.facebook.com/events/798498093549247/ cc @pitchdesign @marihuertas @dentonjacobs

Scanning and shredding ALL THE THINGS.

“If His grace is an ocean, we’re all sinking.” — David Crowder Band

@thursdayschild RT @bnferguson OH: Ah. So it's not an actual medical condition, it's just a dick with a butt.

@Skirts Change I can believe in.

@RELEVANTpodcast I would love to hear you interview @DaleFincher and @JonalynFincher on the podcast.

Me when getting a particularly frustrating piece of code to work: https://vine.co/v/bQAmwPuUtbV

Happy birthday to @sarah5! Shake your rump in her honor. http://youtu.be/iKKONgfNONU

@indiana_mama Oh sure, like you and @codatory aren't being weird in this one.

@Skirts Buy that man some drinks. @thursdayschild