@technecat To the left of Tpain—I'm sorry it's late and this is how my brain works.

@garroneisley Relevant: https://youtube.com/watch?v=jp8Em_h3jzo

@lovelyanomaly Whoa whoa whoa. There are people who don't make green bean casserole for Thanksgiving?? Savages.

Also, just read in @JoelGHodgson's AMA that they're working on an #MST3K reboot!

Let's not forget what today is really about: the #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon.

Related: http://hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth.tumblr.com/post/73900745808/you-dont-get-to-use-martin-luther-king-jr-as

Good thing there's white guys on Facebook to say "If MLK were alive today..."

@Rachelskirts Good morning, Rachelskirts.
Good morning, Rachelskirts.
Good morning, Rachelskirts.
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My primary Jurassic World question: will Groot be co-starring?

@indiana_mama Ok, but I'm paying with cash this time.

@gibsonguy_77 I wish you wouldn't call me 'boo' in public. @indiana_mama

@indiana_mama BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO SWIPE HIS CARD YET. SHHH. @gibsonguy_77

@gibsonguy_77 You have learned well, Padawan.

@gibsonguy_77 Holy schnikees, he tweets! @indiana_mama

@laurentheanimal "Ok, I've got #gofuckyourself in the signature box. Now what?"

@brewhouse I am one of the 5 Sheryl mentioned. @girlvsplanet

@shegeekshow This is a good revelation, though. Police serve the state.

@KirsteninMT But who will protect us from getting shot in the street?? Oh.

@michaelsayeth Not surprised, but it's still incredibly depressing. :/

Fuck the police, as usual. #Ferguson