Good thing there's white guys on Facebook to say "If MLK were alive today..."

@Rachelskirts Good morning, Rachelskirts.
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My primary Jurassic World question: will Groot be co-starring?

@indiana_mama Ok, but I'm paying with cash this time.

@gibsonguy_77 I wish you wouldn't call me 'boo' in public. @indiana_mama

@indiana_mama BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO SWIPE HIS CARD YET. SHHH. @gibsonguy_77

@gibsonguy_77 You have learned well, Padawan.

@gibsonguy_77 Holy schnikees, he tweets! @indiana_mama

@laurentheanimal "Ok, I've got #gofuckyourself in the signature box. Now what?"

@brewhouse I am one of the 5 Sheryl mentioned. @girlvsplanet

@shegeekshow This is a good revelation, though. Police serve the state.

@KirsteninMT But who will protect us from getting shot in the street?? Oh.

@michaelsayeth Not surprised, but it's still incredibly depressing. :/

Fuck the police, as usual. #Ferguson

Any Chicago friends around on Thanksgiving and want some gRegor company?

@sarah5 Hahaha. I don't remember this at all, but it's hilarious.

@laurentheanimal This is a year old, but might help. I'm presuming you're on iOS. http://www.wired.com/2013/11/backup-sms-iphone/

@tomfromhr Paypal donations to DWandGGkickstarterdefinitelynotmycoffeefund@...

@ThatMissKitty "Exploring time and space for the best coffee!"

Idea: Doctor Who but with Gilmore Girls as companions.