Scanning and shredding ALL THE THINGS.

“If His grace is an ocean, we’re all sinking.” — David Crowder Band

@thursdayschild RT @bnferguson OH: Ah. So it's not an actual medical condition, it's just a dick with a butt.

@Skirts Change I can believe in.

@RELEVANTpodcast I would love to hear you interview @DaleFincher and @JonalynFincher on the podcast.

Me when getting a particularly frustrating piece of code to work: https://vine.co/v/bQAmwPuUtbV

Happy birthday to @sarah5! Shake your rump in her honor. http://youtu.be/iKKONgfNONU

@indiana_mama Oh sure, like you and @codatory aren't being weird in this one.

@Skirts Buy that man some drinks. @thursdayschild

@indiana_mama I will probably visit in a couple weeks to see the little dinosaur, so if you could schedule delivery around that... :] @jdragz

@jdragz I IMed you. #UghiChat

@Skirts #officesupplylife?

@SweeneySays @phampants This is awesome.

@jdragz I fly by aerodynamics.

Snow drifts in our foyer, even on the mailboxes. https://flic.kr/p/qKqdSH https://flic.kr/p/q5QwdN

@indiana_mama Also: https://twitter.com/darth/status/562116401586913282

@indiana_mama http://gretchenalice.tumblr.com/post/109792325508/delgrosso-so-its-superb-owl-sunday-you-say

@indiana_mama @MsSwank I was emo, not goth. https://flic.kr/p/5Ffeuv

@Skirts I thought about ordering pizza, but felt bad having them drive in this. Still, pizza. Hmm.

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