@jdragz (Angry at the existence of it, not you. :)

@jdragz That makes me angry, actually. Police lives are far from undervalued.

@jdragz Eh. #BlackLivesMatter > #PoliceLivesMatter. The latter is a petulant response / misunderstanding to the former.

@jdragz Nobody denies this. This actually diminishes the lived experiences behind #BlackLivesMatter. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/julia-craven/please-stop-telling-me-th_b_6223072.html

@tomfromhr Don't be re-deek-you-luss. JAM forever.

@J0shuaW1lliams HELLO!

@tomfromhr I . . . hate to be the one to tell you, but Pawnee is . . . fictional.

@macleaney Reminder to tweet. :]

@ThatMissKitty What dates are you in Chicago?

Hello, Indiana.

Workin' on my night code (and cheese).

"Did you hear Rob Bell has a new TV show?"
"Yeah, it's called Saved by the Bell." —@relevantpodcast @realrobbell

Merry Grootmas! http://i.imgur.com/TTcCfFm.jpg

@thursdayschild TWINSIES.

Last Homebrew Website Club of the year tonight! https://indiewebcamp.com/events/2014-12-17-homebrew-website-club https://www.facebook.com/events/744818568939803/ cc @pitchdesign @marihuertas @dentonjacobs

@thursdayschild Yikes. Glad it's not serious, but still.

@thelovelygirl It gets easier.

@thelovelygirl I will reply to this tomorrow.

@laurentheanimal I'm a fan of “douchewaffle.”

@thequinnspiracy I have a really good knock knock joke. You start.