I also like the image of your business card with title "Queen of the Internet" and underneath that "and CEO of Tennessee."

What's your first order of business?

Naps are never bad.

Men, let's read this and reflect: http://matthewremski.com/wordpress/minimization-patriarchal-reflex/

★ http://matthewremski.com/wordpress/minimization-patriarchal-reflex/

Learned that my date and I are both kept alive by Medtronic: pacemaker for me, insulin pump for her.

@Skirts @MsSwank http://mymodernmet.com/okawa-kagu-cat-furniture/

My parents are auctioning their house tonight. It’s actually three auctions: one for the house and then two larger plots of land. They have the final say on whether it sells — depends if it brings in enough — but I’m pretty hopeful that it goes well. They’re moving to Montana.

I’m excited for them, but it’s also weird to think about not having family ties in Indiana anymore. We moved there in 1992, so there’s a lot of memories. I have great friends that live there, so there’s still that connection. I will still visit, but now I don’t have the built-in holiday trips.

P.S. I’m pretty sure this means no more bonfires. We had a good run!

Insert reductionist "participation trophies" comment. They're broken records.

Comedians complaining about the "outrage machine" and having to "water down" their work is getting old.

Enjoyed the @FinestCityImpro show tonight. I think I'll check out classes in the spring to get back into it.

Looking forward to checking out the San Diego improv scene.

Part of a good thread:

https://twitter.com/Ethelmonster/status/920988880190476288

Describe a GIF using only words.

A letter would be nice. I've thought about writing you.

The one by my buddy Don? jk

I might. I haven't read it in years either.

Too good-looking pizza

https://twitter.com/Aerocles/status/920668395527385089

Learning Ruby the hard way. https://learnrubythehardway.org

Tripster.

I love them both, though it's been a while since I've listened to them. Thanks for the reminder!