Mom’s going into surgery now. Estimated to take 2–3 hours.

@indiana_mama They were telegrams actually.

@indiana_mama You're sooo old, mom of two. :P

@indiana_mama Did you get my texts yesterday?

At the VA hospital overhearing how awful people are today and how perfect things used to be.

Mom’s pacemaker surgery will be about 12:30PM Eastern. Thoughts/prayers appreciated.

@nicopolitan ♫ The humans are dead, the humans are dead. We used poisonous gasses, and we poisoned their asses

@MsSwank Mommer said thank you. :]

And “Not for Human Use” makes it pretty clear that I am a cyborg.

It’s not the actual device that was in me, but the same model. And it comes with a drawstring pouch to keep it in.

Got my old pacemaker sent back the day before Mom gets hers put in. https://flic.kr/p/qKJCHu

@nicopolitan I rarely remember mine, and only vaguely remember last night’s.

Everyone had weird dreams last night! Well, at least four of us so far.

@girlvsplanet Sleeping dreams, or aspirations? @macleaney and I both had weird dreams last night.

@thursdayschild @macleaney Don’t look at me. Tyler is the sysadmin. :]

@niclake Haha. I use them quite well. I just need to unsubscribe from silly stuff like Hulu queue emails. Already down to 882.

@niclake 1,054. Get on my level. :]

Gmail inbox zero (er, five) filter hack:

l:inbox after:2015-01-01

@jdragz Great-ible.

I’m a bit hopeful based on the trailer.

@ThatMissKitty Congratulations!