Man, hurry up. I could have built a real one by now.

Gah! Of course the @fiveironfrenzy + @mxpx Chicago show is after I move. And the Seattle date has already passed. #FIFproblems

@MsSwank She’s doing well. Going in tomorrow for a checkup.

You're still in the badass adults category, though.

Another month, another handle. :]

@michaelsayeth Where at in the souf?

@michaelsayeth Yep! I arrive in Bellingham on April 27th. Want to help me unpack? jk :]

Took me a moment to catch it since I wasn’t looking at the names/photos right away, but then I cracked up. Awesome.

Had a bad dream that I woke up and it was snowing in Chicago.

Aw, crap.

Great tip! I added some simple sanitizing: if “http” appears in the string and isn’t at position zero, remove everything before its position. This way it strips the “check out so-and-so’s tweet” text and just leaves the URL.

Mom’s pacemaker surgery went well yesterday. We just got back from the hospital today and she’s resting/building up her cyborg power. Thanks for the thoughts/prayers, everyone.

Everything is looking good with Mom. Getting discharged from the hospital currently.

@kateemick [jerks]

Whoa, you're right.

“That was the most fun surgery ever.” Something Mom actually said, not ironically.

Mom's surgery is done and went well!

Mom’s going into surgery now. Estimated to take 2–3 hours.

@indiana_mama They were telegrams actually.

@indiana_mama You're sooo old, mom of two. :P

@indiana_mama Did you get my texts yesterday?

At the VA hospital overhearing how awful people are today and how perfect things used to be.