Watching The Birdcage.

@girlvsplanet BECAUSE I LIVE HERE.

@girlvsplanet That was/is my reaction, too. @skirts

Sweet. And tots > totes.

Testing cross-posting potatoes from my own site, without a link back. #indieweb

Testing cross-posting potatoes from my own site, with a link back. #indieweb

@potatothingz Are you getting the new Potatolands?

Writes a movie, then takes a screenwriting class.

Scene 1, Act 1

The door was propped open as he entered La Amistad.

“Three for outside, please.” he said.

Then, as he turned around to walk outside, the door decided to un-prop itself and attacked the side of his head.

Another day, another Nobel Peace Prize winner bombing a country.

Cardiologist appointment went well. I still have a heart!

Cool. Not a problem if you need to cut out early. :)

Believe Me looks good.

Join us for Homebrew Website Club next Wednesday! http://indiewebcamp.com/events/2014-08-13-homebrew-website-club https://www.facebook.com/events/342255025932027/ cc @pitchdesign @marihuertas

Awesome! I just set up a Facebook event to help spread the word, too. https://www.facebook.com/events/342255025932027/

Cardiologist appointment tomorrow at 2PM to find out about replacing the pacemaker. #bionicsupgradetime

“I’m battle dancing unicorns with glitter”

Detainees at Gitmo are still force-fed when they go on hunger strike. This is torture. It is not past tense.

#WeTorturedSomeFolks

What do you think I have now? :)

I suspect it would be like, “Aww, it's like Charlott—oh shit it's coming closer killitKILLITKILLIT!”