Presidential Debate (Anchorman Remix)
@nicopolitan You'll have to wait for my next photo to see. ;]

Throwback Halloween 2009
@jeremiahrags <marquee><blink>You've got this!</blink></marquee>
@girlvsplanet Max length restrictions on passwords are bad. Same for limited special characters like spaces. No good reason for either.
@GEICO_Service Not particularly, but you can pass the note along to IT. Unnecessary maximum length restriction on passwords.
Geico, your password policy is bad.
Please use a password that is 8-16 characters in length. The password must contain letters, at least one number and may include the special characters ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) - _ within it. Spaces are invalid. Please try again.
@MsSwank A shirt for you https://teespring.com/shop/meow-meow111016
@itsscottwilder No, convicted and in jail, but never should have been. Subsequently under cruel, inhuman treatment.
@itsscottwilder Whatever the politics are/were, I'd hope he'd pardon because it's The Right Thing To Do.
Dear @POTUS, The inhuman treatment of #ChelseaManning has been described as torture by UN experts #FreeChelseaNOW https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/mar/12/bradley-manning-cruel-inhuman-treatment-un
@RELEVANTpodcast I have a really good knock knock joke. You start.
Watched Tickled tonight. Part quirky, creepy, and overall well done. Recommended. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOBXuCYB4jQ
Everybody, it's new @jimmyeatworld day!
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Then released after 14 years, without trial or charges.
America, folks.
"...beatings, extreme isolation, sleep deprivation, frigid rooms ... threats against both Mohamedou and his mother..."