Google Maps on my phone asking the important questions: “McDonald’s: is this place popular for dinner?”

@EdwardorEddie “We get to see the new Dora exhibit” Like, Dora the Explorer? @RELEVANTpodcast

If this works, I can chalk up 8/8 passing tests!

Webmention is the schist!

Shale we try another?

Slating up another test.

Publish on your Andesite, Syndicate Elsewhere

Are you lava-ing this as much as I am?

Don't take webmention testing for granite.

Webmention rocks? Gneiss!

Checking out a new podcast: 2 Dope Queens. Really funny. http://www.wnyc.org/story/who-dis/

@indiana_mama Well, I mean... I had to get a pacemaker... jk jk @girlvsplanet @jdragz @planetvoss

Want to read: A Kim Jong-Il Production: The Extraordinary True Story of a Kidnapped Filmmaker, His Star Actress, and a Young Dictator's Rise to Power

h/t This American Life episode 556: “Same Bed, Different Dreams”

@scottpdawson Good to hear!

@phototypical Hah, that’s awesome! Does Chianti like it or is she scared?

Ok, now I really want a BB-8: http://kottke.org/16/04/bb-8-will-watch-star-wars-with-you

Polka dots in my backyard.

@kateemick ♫ That’s why they’re called selfie socks.

@indiana_mama gave me up for Lent. :]

@nicopolitan Where are you headed?