Scott Drake on twitter.com:@gRegorLove How does he know you can't get an erection?
@DemSycamore Wait, how did YOU know? Uh, I mean...
Chloe Papas on twitter.com:Still searching for an affordable web dev to build me a pretty portfolio site. Help me Internet, you're my only hope
@chloepapas I can probably help fix the error that's causing nothing to show up currently.
Stranger pointed out “internet hate isn’t abuse you spineless dick” so now I’ve changed my mind.
Oh my word. Starcher Trek! https://vimeo.com/70518741
Julie Borowski on twitter.com:You put yourself out there online, you're going to get hate. Deal with it or remove yourself from Internet. #freemilo
@JulieBorowski This is really such a tired, unexamined refrain. We can do better, be better. Don't have to just sit back and accept abuse.
Julie Borowski on twitter.com:Of course not. #freemilo https://twitter.com/SNOOPaLUPE/status/755592216819576833
@JulieBorowski @SNOOPaLUPE Of course Twitter would, presuming he still launched multiple targeted harassment campaigns—as he did.
Haaaaaa. Buh-bye, @Nero.
I decided to look through the Wikipedia history for Tony Danza to see if I could find some of Eddie’s edits (hey, that’s catchy). Can you confirm or deny these?
“Danza was born as a poor black child, and his genes were taken at birth and given to Michael Jackson” 1
“Danza was a professional ballerina” 2
“Tony aka 'the brooklyn banjo' made a special guest appearance in the dreams of Michael J. Fox as 'the toast-gobbler'.” 3
“Tony Danza aka Tony Tripplet” 4
and . . .
“Danza died for our sins” 5
John Orr on twitter.com:Didn't see the #Ghostbusters reboot yet. Though I'm a GB purist, for lack of a less-pretentious term, #LoveForLeslieJ. IT'S JUST A MOVIE.
@TheLastDomino Dude, see it. It's quite good.
Leslie Jones on twitter.com:Please help me find this fake Acct posting the most awful shit in my name. Help!
@Lesdoggg People can modify the text in their browser (for them only) and then screenshot it.
I'm so sorry you're dealing with this BS. :(
Sheryl on twitter.com:@gRegorLove @wilw He posts his bedhead like every day on Instagram. https://t.co/P30iREAxrv
@girlvsplanet @wilw Wow. I can’t compete with that.
Sheryl on twitter.com:@gRegorLove Are you channeling @wilw?
@girlvsplanet @wilw No? Did his hair already do this? WHEAAATONNN!
My bedhead was trying to Holtzmann this morning.
This is a great ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoQLL735QVE
Even if you don’t agree politically, you can probably agree they should be in the presidential debates. It’s possible. More: http://reason.com/archives/2016/06/29/yes-gary-johnson-could-make-it-into-the
Ghostbusters is really good. Go see it.
@jdragz Glad you caught up, old man. ;] @phototypical @msswank
“Life is short. No one wants to fill out a form.” https://uxdesign.cc/design-better-forms-96fadca0f49c
They haven’t met @Rachelskirts, apparently.
Nico del Castillo on twitter.com:I have a note in Evernote that just says “Corn” and there are no details and I’m confused.
I need to learn to take better notes.
@nicopolitan It was an ingredients reminder for twitter dot com.
@standrewsrebel Rod Stewart sucks! I hate you and the music you like! :)
laurentheanimal on twitter.com:Attn: @tomfromhr @KlutzyBallerina @CraigMac, this has appeared in my work bathroom.
@laurentheanimal PRISONER ZERO HAS ESCAPED. @tomfromhr @KlutzyBallerina @CraigMac